Yes,this post is exactly what the title says. For those of you who are faint hearted. Please do not run away. I solemnly swear that this post will actually inspire you to get out there,search for a zombie and fight it,just because you know how to now.
So,from an experienced zombie fighter here are my top 6 ways to tackle a zombie-
1.Gather a bunch of friends,pick up sticks,baseball bats and anything else. When the zombies approach,yell and charge at them and hope to heavens that everything works out for you as it did for Tyson in Percy Jackson.
2. When a zombie or a bunch of zombies seem to be running after you, turn around point and scream 'Human!" (most preferably at a close friend) and proceed to make the same noises as the above mentioned zombies
.
3. What do zombies love? Feeding on humans, right? well the easiest and most practical solution would be to lock yourself indoors and not move at all
4.Calmly approach the zombies and explain to them that when they snack on you,all they will taste is bones and nothing juicy. (If you are a person on the heavier side just give a reason like this to your advantage)
5.Zombies stink, don’t they? Well keep an air freshener and liquid soap handy and offer it to the zombie upon meeting them.
6. The best solution would be to train to be a second Usain Bolt so that when time comes you are prepared to run for your life.
Now that you have learnt one of life's important hacks,go out into the world and test your skill and lets hope that these methods do actually work in the real world.
Warning: These methods have been tested only and only in Vaishali's head,please do not attempt them on a real Zombie.
Note from Sanika: in case a zombie apocalypse does happen, find Vaishali and offer her to the zombies for giving us a bunch of methods which will most likely get us eaten.
Word of the day: Fibbertigibbet- a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person. (which Vaishali is not)
Au Revoir Amis! and stay tuned for more!
Contact us at vaishali.ramesh235@gmail.com
Feedback and Comments appreciated.
So,from an experienced zombie fighter here are my top 6 ways to tackle a zombie-
1.Gather a bunch of friends,pick up sticks,baseball bats and anything else. When the zombies approach,yell and charge at them and hope to heavens that everything works out for you as it did for Tyson in Percy Jackson.
2. When a zombie or a bunch of zombies seem to be running after you, turn around point and scream 'Human!" (most preferably at a close friend) and proceed to make the same noises as the above mentioned zombies
.
3. What do zombies love? Feeding on humans, right? well the easiest and most practical solution would be to lock yourself indoors and not move at all
4.Calmly approach the zombies and explain to them that when they snack on you,all they will taste is bones and nothing juicy. (If you are a person on the heavier side just give a reason like this to your advantage)
5.Zombies stink, don’t they? Well keep an air freshener and liquid soap handy and offer it to the zombie upon meeting them.
6. The best solution would be to train to be a second Usain Bolt so that when time comes you are prepared to run for your life.
Now that you have learnt one of life's important hacks,go out into the world and test your skill and lets hope that these methods do actually work in the real world.
Warning: These methods have been tested only and only in Vaishali's head,please do not attempt them on a real Zombie.
Note from Sanika: in case a zombie apocalypse does happen, find Vaishali and offer her to the zombies for giving us a bunch of methods which will most likely get us eaten.
Word of the day: Fibbertigibbet- a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person. (which Vaishali is not)
Au Revoir Amis! and stay tuned for more!
Contact us at vaishali.ramesh235@gmail.com
Feedback and Comments appreciated.
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