Have you ever rolled your eyes or scoffed at something a person said? Have you felt the insane urge to hit them on the head and set them straight? Have you felt all of the above but have never been able to verbally say it? Then this post my friend,is just the one for you.
I have on multiple occassions felt the need to punch a wall and vent out my frustrations. So here are a list of things to tell people,when they ask you the obvious.
1. Hey, you must be smart,you wear glasses.
Answer: oh yes, I am. I also have perfect eyesight since you know,people with perfect sight tend to wear glasses too.
2. Hey look,its raining.
Answer: Oh and I here thought those were cats and dogs.
(This one has been tested on subjects)
3. * looks at your tshirt*
So you are a fan of Harry Potter?
Answer: No shit Sherlock,thats why my tshirt says 'Hogwarts'.
4. Hey why are you wet? Did you get caught in the rain?
Answer: No, I just wanted to take an impromptu shower before I left from home.
5. Hey you have goal keeper gloves, you must be a goalkeeper right?
Answer: no,no I just bought them to use as oven mitts.
I hope this was insightful and it gave you an idea on how to leak sarcasm into your daily conversations.
Pls note: none of these were meant to hurt anyone's sentiments.
On a more serious note, for those of you who are 18 and above,do not forget to vote next month!
-Vaishali Ramesh
Word of the day: Lackadaisical- lacking enthusiasm and determination.
Quote of the day:- "We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us." - Rabindranath Tagore
Email us at: vaishali.ramesh235@gmail.com
Feedback and Comments appreciated.
I have on multiple occassions felt the need to punch a wall and vent out my frustrations. So here are a list of things to tell people,when they ask you the obvious.
1. Hey, you must be smart,you wear glasses.
Answer: oh yes, I am. I also have perfect eyesight since you know,people with perfect sight tend to wear glasses too.
2. Hey look,its raining.
Answer: Oh and I here thought those were cats and dogs.
(This one has been tested on subjects)
3. * looks at your tshirt*
So you are a fan of Harry Potter?
Answer: No shit Sherlock,thats why my tshirt says 'Hogwarts'.
4. Hey why are you wet? Did you get caught in the rain?
Answer: No, I just wanted to take an impromptu shower before I left from home.
5. Hey you have goal keeper gloves, you must be a goalkeeper right?
Answer: no,no I just bought them to use as oven mitts.
I hope this was insightful and it gave you an idea on how to leak sarcasm into your daily conversations.
Pls note: none of these were meant to hurt anyone's sentiments.
On a more serious note, for those of you who are 18 and above,do not forget to vote next month!
-Vaishali Ramesh
Word of the day: Lackadaisical- lacking enthusiasm and determination.
Quote of the day:- "We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us." - Rabindranath Tagore
Email us at: vaishali.ramesh235@gmail.com
Feedback and Comments appreciated.
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